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587
Sesame street was sponsored by the letter P, D and the number 587 :D

#588

LMAO@Lil. Only from a mother. :)

Ahhh! NO, I didn't. I'll have to BOTL for that. Thanks! :)

#590 Right I'm off to look at the problem with the photocopier :)

#591 woo hoo fixed the bugger.

#592 "You'll never really learn to swear until you get a computer."

#593 The FussyPucker guide to computers.....

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks.
Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works.

#594 ....Computing continued.....

Users: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor.

#595 Please note that the above deffinition doesn't apply to "pixie users"

Pixies users: Collective term for those who stare drooling and masturbating at the sexy people on their monitor.

#596 - ...I need to find some work to do!!! :)

Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.
Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.

#597 - here we go....

Pixie Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert..

Novice Pixie Users: People who have a very sticky keyboard which makes it impossible to reply to posts.............they're lucky if they can get to the next pic thread !

Intermediate Pixie Users: Acomplished one handed typer that can reply to a thread without missing a stroke and manage to take a few pics of the event in progress :D occasionally gets interupted by a family member causing panic but they're never caught with their pants down ;)

Expert Pixie Users: Owner of fully splash proof keyboard and always has room locked during 'pixie time' They can reply to one thread using their feet while pleasuring themselves with both hands and taking pictures from many different angles.. these users can also be found spending loads of time in other areas of pixies replying to strange threads adding more amusing comments each time they post

#598 - Yes I think that does prove I need to find some work to do !

#599 don't make me post number 600 !