The only cure for my tongue is for you to sit on it :p

Well I can still type while in that position right?:D

let her sit on your face....glyndwr......that way she can't beat me any more..hhehehehehe <<<<now to hide that whip>>>>>...

if an excercist is needed I belive the rev. silky may be able to do it how bout it rev?? as for the cure glyndwr as far as I'm concerned you can keep it.....

I have discovered there is no cure!! Just fun!! I am covered in pudding, watching erotic sights all around me. Some self-help meeting!! Who has the lap-top?? Any chance I can just have a peek? I won't touch, I promise!!!

No no Sadora, You're going about this the wrong way...if you want the laptop you need to promise TO touch... but not the laptop! ;) I think we can come to an arrangement... :p

*SCREAMS!!!* never again no no no no no no. I have been 3, 3 damn days with no form of pixies :( *cries* i NEED some help *ponders* hah hah *pulls out a blow torch and incinerates the puzzle* well thats a little relief. MMMMMMMMMMM pudding, anyone mind if i just sit here, personal licking service here :)

Sadora, i think you should stay in the corner with me and maybe we can work off some of that tension.... :D

iikiibuu, come in the corner with legend and I. I need personal licking sevice, and nobody will give this poor girl a fix.

slowly and cautiosly walks over to the corner where sadora and legend are located, rests his head in sadoras lap and begins to lick her legs.

As everyone has gone he skulks back over to the deserted corner and lays down lonely. *Begins to ponder on a solution for everyone to gain their fix at the same time but under controlled conditions.*

~waking up in a heap in the corner under a pile of coats~

Oh no another blackout, too much over indulgence again

MissX sidles back in, slowly and cautiously, but everyone seems engrossed either in the corners. Oh no, I've missed vital learning , can anyone bring me up to scratch? My work is suffering and my boss is getting suspicious because I walk around in a daze muttering "must get to forums" Am I done for?

MissX~
I am afraid it is hopeless..... my advice is to just quit your job and succumb to your addiction :DWelcome you are in a safe place now......<walks over to Glyndwr holding up a pair of boxers> "are these yours?"

Sorry;for not participating.This thread just reminds me too much of
Alcoholics Anonomous;of which;the State made me participate!
Sorry;my problem;I just can't enjoy it! Irish

~looking down and blushing~

Oooops thanks Lilith I thought it was a little chilly in here this evening

i think we need to build some legalised Pixies injection rooms

Good idea, that way I could visit Pixies in my megre few minutes of a lunch break rather than doing without till the evening!

Perhaps then you would have to rename your lunch break to something more appropriate

true, do you think I could add that to my appraisal as self development?

You could, however you could use this thread as evidence of team building and developing inter-personal bonds

the only danger being I would have to admit to being hooked....doh and our HR team just rolled out the new Pixie policy! I would be done for, my mother would be so dissapointed in me.....sob

I sympathise totally, there are rumours my employer is to introduce compulsory pixies tests on a random basis

random! what they don't give you warning first...(panic) I mean Im kind of a wall flowery type person,,,if it got out, omg I would be done for....no more watching the jello and icecream fly

It's just scare tactics, you've got to be strong and bluff it out, however sitting in the office shouting "lick the pudding off my ass " could draw attention to oneself

true as most of the people on my floor are easily my junior....oh no I could get done for encouraging people to get hooked to Pixies! I caught myself tonight about to rave about the site to a work colleague....ack, must stop this now....

~lol~ Yes that can be quite a heart stopper, also I've caught myself on a couple of occasions start to mention people from pixies in conversations with friends

picture the scene, the canteen stopped in mid chat, a spoon slowly coming to a rocking rest on a table as HR make a note of your name to have a "chat" with you later....no it is much safer to come to these meetings.

WOW you have a 'chat' room at work? Can i join huh..can I..can i?

of course you can, Im sure our HR team won't have met someone of your "calibre" before...just don't tell them about Pixies..this is my special place :)
...so where is everyone else? has the meeting ended for this week?

I guess it has... I really should go also 1.30 am isn't the best time to go to bed when there's work the next day :)

I know what you mean, Im going to look like something the cat dragged backwards through a hedge tomorrow...hopefully I'll not be late for the next meeting

I'm sure it won't take long to catch up if you are late :)
Just take your top off and jump up and down, that should get everyone's attention ~weg~

I just woke up from a jello shooter bender and can't find any one or a computer now need fix I do

hehehe....i have a connection in my room, so i never miss out....anyone care to join me :D

Get everyone's attention maybe, get P45'd for sure....but could you imagine how they'd write up my personnel file :)

Back from a wonderful day at the beach but all I could think about with each crashing wave was the orgasmic tide of Pixtasy. Needing a fixxx..........legend, someone, hook me up and hurry :D

Thinking about an appraisal

Miss X is a charming individual with a unique style of leadership. Her commitment to short skirts has meant that the majority of the males in her team will follow her any where. It is true to say that they always look up to her.
She is an extremely hard worker who only stops for lunch if there is jelly and ice cream on the menu, but even then she hardly has time to eat often simply staring at it before returning to her duties.
Miss X has encouraged many men in her section to become outstanding employees. She posesses above average communication skills, both oral and written, often spending hours at her keyboard.
In conclusion Miss X continues to perform in an exemplary manner, if she would only stop moaning loudly at inopportune moment she would be a model employee. I would recommend her for a raise immediately.

lol, thanks for that! now to smuggle that into my personnel file and get back to posting on Pixies....I can't help that moaning thing, it is all the amazingly sexy people on this forum...I have to keep coming back for more....think Im totally hooked.

It is totally addictive isn't it? You start off just doing a couple of minor posts like "Nice tits" or "More pics Please", I thought I could handle it. Next you try a longer post or even a reply to a story in the interactive board, I told myself I'll only do one line and then stop. It's then one line becomes two and the next thing you know you're doing paragraphs. Then it's too late there is no way out, you've got your own threads and are posting pics, sneaking off for a quick picture taking session whenever you can, selling things to buy a better digi-cam ~shudders~ pixies is a cruel mistress, but I can't do without her