nope, more like a caramel with spearminty flavour.

How many random thoughts does this really take!

turkeys cost too damn much

It's Murphy's Law isn't it? Everything else comes up same time as the Christmas shopping.

How a little negativity can go a LONNNNNNG way

^^^ that is too true... I'll keep my random thought now... cuz it's quite negative. ;)

Do women stare at guys nipples when they're hard and visible through their shirts? :confused:

yep.....or *anything* else that's hard :slurp:

Why does the cold make my nipples stick out and, um, other things retreat?

why do radio stations feel the need to tell you in the middle of a block of music(30 song in a row or 60 minutes in a row) uninteruted that they are doing it. Dosen't interupting the block of music to tell us this defeat the purpose.

Days in the mid-60's with the windows open (in mid-January) are kinda cool. :)

What would the Monkees have been like if Charles Manson successfully auditioned? :confused:

Where did the euphemism "plus size woman" come from? And why exactly is it a plus?

If diets worked we wouldn't need them.

Is it a sign of getting old when teens annoy you? A young girl on the streetcar yelled out, "I'm horny!!!" & I just couldn't believe it. She then told her friends she makes out with all her guy friends. As I was leaving I accidentally kicked her foot that was sprawled in the aisle.

I can't help but wonder what chey is wearing right now.....or NOT wearing!

I am wondering why ^^^ was wondering that?

lettuce stuck on your teeth is not cool

Who decided that shrinkage had to exist

why do the light bulbs in my hallway go blow more often than the rest?

is glitter a form of torture?

Most likely because like most hall lights it get turned on and off more. Kind of like a car that has been a daily driver to work and back and other short trips won't last as long as one that been used for long trips.

Ahahahahah, so true!

yes it is and so are easy bake ovens :p

LMAO

at least i have a sparkling home and get to enjoy the occational (in)edible treat. :D

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

I haven't been here in a year but I haven't forgotten your old avatar!
You were wearing "Daisy Dukes" and picking something up off the floor?!!

Also,while I'm here.....just what the hell does this "^^^" mean?

"^^^" is in reference to the person above you

I have no thoughts this morning. It's my first coffee & I'm freaking tired.

my daughter told me I should do standup but I told her I can't because I have a bad back.

Who's idea was it when a man gets older that he loses the hair on his head and grows it in his ears?

The scourge of zealots, including the ones that share my thoughts. :mad:

this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.

aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.

it'll just be you and your thoughts.

and the hat.

True innovation comes when people leave their comfort zones

You need to stop watching so many sci-fi movies!!!! :D

Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?

It's because the hairs are getting older too. They get tired of climbing all the way to the top of your head, so they stop along the way.

why don't all the raisins fall to the bottom of a box of raisin bran?

Why is it customary to give two weeks notice when you leave a job? You're either mentally chacked out or emotionally crazed during that two weeks....why not just one?

Why can guys take their shirts off in public but girls can't? Girls run a greater risk of getting a heat rash, and let's be honest...you are so much prettier.

Why is it that most of the homely guys you see in public usually have a beautiful woman with them?