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and you are in San Diego!!
Show me a powerful woman and........... |
And I'll show you a woman that is usually called a Bitch.
Show me a man who is obsessed with watching sports on TV........ |
And I'll show you a guy slapped upside the head for not pay attention to his lady.
Show me a lady tired from to much sex and I'll ....... |
show you a happy, contented, and satisfied woman.
Show me a man sore from too much sex.................. |
And I'll show you two people very content and sleepy.
Show me a person dreaming of future adventures and I'll...... |
show you a person full of anticipation.
Show me man who spends his time at Pixies playing games............ |
...and I'll show you a man not with the woman he loves.
Show me a man who tells his deepest thoughts... |
and I'll show you a man who knows how to communicate!
Show me an affectionate man . . . |
...and I'll show you someone you have wrapped around your little finger.
Show me someone who makes a lifelong commitment... |
...and I'll send you lots of money!
:p Show me a woman who gets hot and sweaty... |
...and I'll show you my curly hair after a night of wild sex. :D :p :D
Show me someone who will give you their heart... |
...and I'll show you one lucky lady.
:D Show me someone who has chocolate on their lips... |
...and I'll show you someone who just ate a sundae--off of his/her lover.
Show me someone to tells the truth about his/her feelings... |
and I'll show you someone who's been shit on.....
show me someone who has run a marathon |
...and I'll show you someone who us very determined.
Show me someone who has just left her heart at the airport... |
and I'll show you someone that ain't walking home.
Show me someone that cries at weddings... |
...and I'll show you someone that let the "good one" get away.
Show me someone who likes her meat rare... |
and I'll show you a line-up of horny guys
show me someone who had a long hard day |
...and I'll show you someone ready for some "relaxation." :D
Show me someone who craves another... |
And I'll show you someone hungry for love.
Show me a Pixie-ette shopping for new panties............ |
...and I'll show you someone tempted walking past Victoria's Secret. :D
Show me a Pixie who goes dancing without panties... |
And I'll show you someone hoping to get 'lucky'.
Show me a man whose woman goes dancing without panties........ |
...and I'll show you a man with a sense of adventure.
Show me a woman sitting between two men... |
and I'll show you 2 guys high-fiving behind her
show me a girl in a wet t shirt contest |
Ands I'll show you some very happy men.
Show me a lady not afraid to flash you and I'll ..... |
...and I'll show you a girl with hard nipples.
Show me a gut who loves to drink beer... |
And I'll show you a beer expert.
Show me a car load of kids and I'll show you..... |
Me, on the weekends, at your house.
Show me a child who falls into a fountain at the mall... |
... and you won't have to ask, "Did you wet yourself?" :D
Show me a girl with very low cut pants ... |
And I'll show you a very nice set of hips.
Show me a woman with a low cut blouse and I'll... |
...show you me, on dancing night.
Show me a woman with a penchant for Boone's Farm... |
show you a pair with high probability of escape.
Show me a woman with a cute butt...... |
and i'll show u a happy man behind her
show me a bathtub |
..............and we will slip nd slide.
Show me a waterbed and......... |
...I'll show you a lady that would rather use the floor.
(my first was on a waterbed and I have bad associations) Show me a man who feels relieved... |
...and I'll show you a man who has been on the floor with osuche.
Show me a tired osuche and........ |
...I'll show you a woman who is still ready for more.
Hi honey! :p Show me a Denny who's been gone for a few days and... |
...I'll show you a denny who found a way to get to Iowa. Or Ohio. Or maybe denny and osuche would meet in the middle, say, like...Iowa. :D
Show me a meeting point and... |
...I'll be there with bells on. And nothing else.
Show me a good hostess like IAKG... |
And I'll show you a karaoke machine, fabulous dinner and drinks :)
Show me some panties . . . |
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