pounding the pud

polishing the rocket

one man band

playing the skin flute

wringing out your rope

beating the bishop

spank the frank

wrestling the eel

paddle the pickle

shooting puddy at the moon

Polishing the pearl........

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

i have three that i didnt see in there... i thought it was going to be impossible.

White water wristing

and

The five knuckle shuffle

and

whacking kojak.

HERE HERE to knocking the top off one from time to time.

Curing Blue-Balls :)

An Aussie one for ya, STROKING THE BLUE VEINED JUNCKET PLUNGER.

RUBBING ONE OFF.........

this is one hubby made up for me.... since I use my bob... battery operated buddy...he calls it

bobin

bobin bobout..
Oh ya if I could watch I'd be
A Yankin on the Crank...

scrubbin the scooter

washing the wagon

petting pee wee

corkin the pork

Petting my fur.

doin' yourself

This might work for either sex....
Whipping up a batch

for the boys....
Making a map of Hawaii

beatin the purple headed warrior

rock the cock

turning the corkscrew