I was an Army brat...whenever I went to the doctor, they didn't ask and I didn't tell. lmfao

DR. Lilith reporting for the first shift ;)

DR Lil,
Please report to the U.S.S. Neverport- STAT

That's the ship I was on during my stint in the navy, and trust me...you could get a hard-on that would last for a month just from walking in front of a desk fan, after you've been at see for 6-8 months at a time.

Her riding you made it how far north?

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I dont get ya.

Yeah, I should have worded it better. Because of your size, she was in Nunavut if she was on top . . . nah, it still sounds weird.

That joke bombed!

heheheh I got ya Steph.... lol

I'm just lucky my cock wasn't torn off when we hit lol!!

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I had to Google Nunavut!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... now i get it!!!! HAHAHAHA :D

bumpity bumpity bump bump .... ummmmm .... grind! :) love this thread, must have missed it the first time around!

MOST embarrassing?


The one I lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Next most embarrassing............. when I suddenly realized WHY she was slowly rubbing her cute little ass across my crotch as we danced! :)

I guess I'll add mine.......

My junior year of high school, 2nd period geometry class, and I was in my JROTC uniform that required slacks.....so of course I get called to the front of the classroom to collect a test when something else is at full attention and no where to hide.

in boys shower Hi skool gym class. an older boy just stared at me then pointed at his soft cock which was hanging down and was massively larger than my erect little boyness.
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I the military, and one of the female drill sergeants saw one of my buttons hadn't stayed buttoned on my bdu pants. So she cut if off. Well I stood at attention. In more than one way. LOL