One -two - Freddy's -comin' -for -you-

Three- four- better- lock- your -door -

five -six -grab -your -crucifix-

seven- eight- better - stay- up -late

nine- ten- never- sleep - again-


Nightmare on Elm Street

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - Vin Diesel - Fast and the furious

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need....roads....

Ah choo! Sorry I'm alergic to bullshit.- Will Smith - I,Robot

Damien "37?! you sucked 37 dicks?! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

customer "in a row?"

Girlfriend storms out of store..

Damien "Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

guy out side starts to follow girlfriend

Damien "hey you! get back here!"


Clerks, the greatest low budget movie ever!

any line out of Monty Python's search for the holy grail is a classic, but i'm sure we can all recite that movie word for word.....

"you can't appoint yourself supreme ruler just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Now heres a scene from star wars Empire strikes back. It's when Luke has crashed his X-wing into the puddle just shy of Yoda's hut and Yoda is instructing him in the ways of the force. Now the X-wing has gone completely under the water.....

"I'll never get it out now."

"Listen to not a word I say?"

"Master, moving rocks around is one thing, but this is different."

"NO,no different, different only in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Ok I'll give it a try."

"No do or do not, there is no try."

Luke sticks his hand out and he can't get it out.....

"I can't it's too big."

"Judge me, by my size do you?"

"You ask the impossible."

Then Yoda uses the force and gets the x-wing out......

"I, I don't believe it!"

"That is why you fail."

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop doing amphetamines!"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." I think it's from Cool Hand Luke......."SHIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT." from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"I can't beleive I gave my panties to a geek"



Ya I like 80's movies.

Don't forget to fasten your condom...sorry seatbelt! - Steve Martin - Father of the bride

Simon says die!

"Thier broken..... mines broken." Pretty Woman

"Name one? Just one.... ok, theres Cinder-fuckin-rella" Pretty Woman

"Do we win this time?" Rambo?

"Think. Did I hear the word think escape your lips?" Princess Bride

Garth ~ "She's a Babe"

Wayne ~ "She's Babelishious" (sp)

"If she was a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln"

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"I hate you, you little prick! No I don't. I love your momma"

"What we need here is some gothic ranch action. Desire under the elms. I want to see some smoldering glance down at the old corral"

"What the fuck Damn Hankey!?! Get us some Talls!"