Yep, she works for me....10 mins!


George Clooney?

<yawn> 4 days

Marissa Tomei?

she's just OK....maybe 2 hours.


Pierce Brosnan?

A week. At least.


Paris Hilton?

tricky...could be 10 mins or 10 years...depends on my mood.


David Beckham.

Hmmm...eye candy. 20 minutes..only cause I am trying to make it last


Condi Rice?

Hmmmm....Condi could be mentally stimulating which could be quite a turn on. 20 mins.


Leonardo DiCaprio?

20 years. He looks like he's 4 to me

Angelina Jolie

Depends on her look at the moment...she swings from hottie to doggie, IMO. If hottie, 10 mins. If doggie, days.

Will Smith?

mmm.....2 seconds. Smart, funny, and sexy

Natalie Merchant?

a day...she does little for me.


Keanu Reeves?

A day or so....


Barbara Boxer?

1,000,000,000 years...she's a bitch.

Matthew McConaughey?

Two seconds...as long as he doesn't talk.


Queen Latifah?

1 day...she does nothing for me.



Johnny Depp?