Please add to my list: Oprah Winfrey, Shirley McLain ( probably the closest things to making it with a bag of prunes) the Bush daughters, Ann Coulter, Condoleeza Rice, Candy Crowley from CNN.

#1. George W. Bush
#2. Rush Limbaugh

Rosie O'Donnell for sure
as for others, I'd have to think about it

Don Imus :shudders: eww Could he look anymore like a scarecrow?

I think I'd have to go along with Aqua on this one, I can't think of anybody that having sex with would be more unpleasant than hurting myself...

And if it's someone I truly dispise, well...who's to say that it wouldn't be a good time to explore the darker side of my nature?

I agree.Lillith wouldn't be an acceptable answer.

This is so funny to reread. I stand by my answer[s] too.

Nice to see Skip's dry humor too!

Sorry...
 

I'm not bitter or anything, but the last girl I was with. She cut me like a knife!!!

Is it true what they say about the first cut being the deepest?

Damn that chain-saw vending bitch!!

Can't think of any yet.

I..... I keep trying. But,....




I........ I just can't stop!!!

M = Dick Cheney
F = Laura Bush the Stepford 1st Lady

All of the exes!

Nightmare fuck
 

:ewe: Hiillary Clinton, Bill wouldn't even fuck her as we know
cause Monica told us so. But Monica would not be a choice for me either,
After all she boinked Bill. :devil: