What's needed when the conversation begins, "This will just take a few minutes ... "

900 numbers

What filled dicksbro's first 'little black book', prompting the second?


Two cents worth

What is a tickle at the Sensual Healing Massage Parlor?

cry me a river.

What is the only thing your can do when the batteries give out on your favorite vibrator late at night after a really bad date?

Low Headroom

What are bunkbeds.

White, creamy and in demand

What are twinkies? mmm.. cream filling!


Cacti and horny men

What are two things characterized by hard protrusions and capable of providing refreshments to the thirsty?

Walmart, K-Mart, Fredericks of Hollywood

What are the 3 anchor stores at the most prestigious mall on the Redneck Riveria?

monster trucks

In the movie "Beauty and the Beast," where was the place "beast" did "beauty"? (I think the scene was cut from the "G" rated version :( )

New Orleans

In What American City is it easiest to find a "trailer trash" hooker with an exotic french name?

Bob-job

What is the professional title of those who test wash tubs for use in bobbing for apples games?

semen stains

What will martinizing NOT remove from a wedding dress with only hours to go before her wedding?

whipped cream and other delights.

What record album cover caused a epidemic of erections in 1968??

taste of honey

an aside
 

take it off baby!

sorry for the interuption....
the answer is still....
"a taste of honey"