I'm working on one.

I have a hairy pussy fetish.

LOL I was with a guy who had a foot fetish but I'll say false.

I don't visit Pixies enough.

true...I should just move in


I have an ass fetish.

True as lond as it frames a BHP.

I have an amazing sense of humor.

false...I am a freak:D:D:p ( apparently not the only one)



I have a partner in crime.

True.

I am laughing so hard my belly hurts!

true


I have actually worried that I would pee my pants laughing.

True, woman thing but I relate.

It should be illegal to have this much fun. (Did I say that?)

False (and yes, you did! BAD boy!!)


It should be compulsory to have this much fun!

True.

Having fun is what it's all about.

True. Just the other day I said to myself, "Self, seriously, ... ." It was a dead giveaway.

I woke up too early this morning.

true nothing else to be said

the person below me is crying