I really need to hit the gym today.

I'm eating biscuits for breakfast.

Wondering what happened to shows like Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Why don't they make shows like this anymore?

I'm tired and its only Tuesday!

My stupid cat just spilt coffee over both myself and himself!

Very much looking forward to 7 weeks 4 days time!

Come to my house and you can be completely naked without worrying about teenage boys. ;)

I am not happy that my cold that had seemed to be diminishing came back with a vengeance this morning.

I am also not happy that we had a problem at work and I had to work on it for about 2 hours when I really just wanted to rest. At least I was able to do it from home.

the dryer broke. fuckity fuck fuck
i'm gonna hafta hang up some line so the kids can have clean undies for school.
it's gonna cost a minimum of 150 to fix. there goes my babysitting money.

What's wrong with it?

the heating coil broke and we can't just buy the coil because we aren't licensed. instead, the whole housing has to come out and the part is 135 plus tax and possibly shipping. at least i don't have to pay some guy 100+/hr to come to the house so i can look at his buttcrack while he fixes it.

Ugh! I've never had a heating coil go (knock on woody). With ours, it's always been the belt that lets go so I've been able to do it myself. If only I could get someone to pay to watch my buttcrack while I fix it...that'd be GOLDEN!!!

First time I changed a dryer belt, I was in high school. My mother handed me the new belt and asked if I could do her a favor and install it. I didn't know you could open the top of the dryer (like a clamshell) and expose everything you need to, so I changed the belt by shoving my arm through the teeny tiny access hole at the bottom of the back of the machine. It was like building a ship in a bottle!

OMG! :faint:

I'm the kind of guy you read about that gets their body parts stuck in things while attempting home repairs.



And while taking pictures. :rofl:

Better than getting things stuck in body parts. :p

I don't know which would be more embarassing...having a doctor remove a copper elbow from around my pecker, or having one pull something from an orifice. Both make me shudder!

There was an episode of Jackass where one of the guys encased a Hot Wheels car in a rubber and shoved it up his butt. The funny part was he then went to the hospital and got an x ray of it. There was an episode of House where a kid walked into the clinic to have an mp3 player removed from his butt. I highly doubt they'd raise an eyebrow to removing a bolt and nut from yours.

Roaring fire in the fireplace.

Football on the tele.

Two snoring dogs piled up around me.

Sounds like a good time. Unfortunately, my dog is just a little to hyper.

Meeting number one is in the history book

Meeting number two is on deck

I'm an hour away from the office and by the time I get there...it'll be time to go home. But there's stuff to do before I can.