What is how much shit is on the dick after anal intercourse???????
(Omg..can't believe I just typed that....lmao)

A dictionnary, a dictato and a dick!

A dick-tato???You calling me a dick-tato???or is that supposed to be something else???

Well then either way....love.
What contains nouns and verbs, directives and a dangling participial?

pay load

What does a hooker call the John's orgasm??????


Cumkwat!

What is the money shot in the midget porno movie called?

Spooky, kooky and gooey

What do they call it when Halloween is cumming

Happy, horny and hard

What are the three basic constituents of the male a pre orgasmic state?

Navel flood

What happens when the Navy men all jerk off at the same time???? :D

Duct tape and a tape worm

What did McGyver use to mix his special tequila?

Beauty and the Beast

What is the affectionate term we use to refer to Summer and her on-line Pixie guy?

lamp posts and leprichans

What happens when a little guy gets carried away selecting a dildo.

Rain, snow, and a mattress

What along with "the gloom of night" will not stop the postman from ringing twice?

balls deep

what is the 1000's of plastic balls play area called by MacDonalds Employees?

rose petals and horse linament.

What are Hers and His baths for S&M devotees?

Milkshake

What do you get of the chachacha dancing cow?

an answering machine.