Three creative locations to try and make love when you're on the go.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

What came about after the saying " Man doth not live by sex alone.."

Cherry

What was that loud pop heard at every highschool prom?

Dog Haus

Is that where my hubby slept last night???????


pea shooter and a gazoo

What are tool Mistress employes for training the budding Junior High school age dominatrix students?

hickeys and bite marks

What is a vampire's signature??


Pain and pleasure

What are the fundamental tenants of the concept that “Sex without danger is like food without spice"?


the wristwatch

What is the name the girls in the "fisting" club call looking out for Mr. Big (hands)?

silk and peanut butter.

What were Dr. George Washington Carver's two fetishes?

pert

What is the standard abbreviation for "Pixies Exhibitionists Renewal Therapy"?

The Transexuals' Ball.

What did the Bull Dyke think would be a good method of Hormone replacement therapy?

"Dance With Me"

What does the stripper say before she offers her g-string for a dollar?

A birthday, Skipthisone and plenty of alcohol

What do you need to always have a good time?

Las Vegas to St. Louis to Florida

What is the wrong way to get from Seattle to Chicago to Boston

Fosters, a cold mug; and a warm woman

What some might call a 3 course dinner?

fudge factor