What was Elvis trying to pass when he passed??

kid creole

What is a musician...that I am not very fond of???? ;)


coconuts and grapefruits

Oh...would that be, let me see....About what durometer and size, on the fruit scale of hardness, do testis attain when a patient is diagnoses with a terminal case of "Blue Balls"?

pump-kin

I was a little late on the buzzer again 20,000 leagues.

At what depth did Captain Niemo promise his girl friend they could fuck? sort of the inverse of the Mile High Club

Dolly Parton

okay, south, hold on a sec!

South - you're tooo kind
Murphy - falling off? you need duct tape? :D

Pump-kin ~ What happens in every redneck town around Hallowe'en? (apologies to any rednecks here! :D)

Dolly Parton ~ What celebrity wanted to open a theme park called "Magic Mountains"?

a phillips and a flat head

What names did the 2 serial rapists pen their anonymous diaries under?

a 100 amp gasoline generator

What is how did the deaf camping group run their vibrators?

sailor dresses and thigh high nylons

What did the unknown 7th member of The Village People wear when they performed their hit song "In the Navy"?


Great Balls of Fire!!

What was shouted at the Luau when the firedancer had a painful accident.

lillies of the valley

What is between the legs of a "Flower Child"?

Running Faucet

What was the indian name given to the brave with the most powerful orgasms?

The Rock

What do the ladies beg dannyk to slip them?

Damn you fine fine woman!

What is the only correct answer to, "do I look fat in this dress?"

Not tonight, I have a headache.

What is the mating call of the greater Male Pixieholic?

Trains, planes, and Automobiles.