False, I'm vegetarian.

I need to get in the mood to clean my house :)

False...I need to clean my house to get in the mood! ha ha

I should keep a bottle of scotch in my desk drawer.

False, you need to keep it in a decanter...
It looks like it's finally snowing outside.

Or something.

I need to dry my hair.

False, your hair is fresh & bouncy, dry hair becomes brittle & unmanageable..
I recommend Pantene Pro Formula...

False, i prefer Paul Mitchell products.

I can be a product snob.

False...Suave does what they do for less.

The sky is blue again.

(Suave?!? COME ON, man! :D)

The sky is white and blue in my world, just like my pjs.

I need to take a long walk (but not off a short pier).

True, as long as there's no piers around, water is kind of cold this time of year.
Are your PJ's really white & blue?

<--- has a maintenance guy named Pier...and he's short! :D

True - my jammies are blue and white (& flannel, for those of you that have a thing for flannel...and you know who you are)

I'm hungry.

true but not for food


I have naughty thoughts that need to be revealed.

True, but one at a time...
Lilith has naughty thoughts...

Yes, I believe she does.

I have a headache.

false but something else is aching;)


I am tired from staying up reading.

False.

I am tired because of something else.