False, I think.

I was proud of myself last night.

Not really...was too sick to be proud.

True or false:

The new year has to be better than this one was.

hopefully not any worse

hated going back to work today

OMG, *very* true.

I've got a birthday soon.

False. Just had one.

I love Chinese food.

very true (but I too have a birthday soon! :)

I also love italian food

true

I try to ignore my sweet tooth

True.

I have too much to do today.

False.

I have fences to mend.

False, but the gutters could use cleaning.

My morning started three hours too early.

At least.

I need that housecleaning fairy--now!

False, cuz just like the song says, Fairies wear boots, and they'll probably make more of a mess.
Chicken wings sound good right about now