Hell...years ago

When was the last time you were "goosed" by a stranger

Hell... years ago!!! (Yep.... it WAS years ago too! :()


When was the last time YOU goosed a stranger?!?!

He he ... that would be telling

when was the last time you had your eyes tested?

Last Friday actually!

When was the last time you indulged in something bad for you?

A minute ago. I've got diabetes and had a Reese's Peanut Butter egg. :)

When was the last time you wanted oral sex?

let see the second hand just moved again....now! always up for that giving or receiving.

When was the last time your splashed in mud puddles just because it was fun?

I always try to remember to have some of the little kid left in me.

When was the last time you decided to just stay up after waking up in the middle of the night?

Yesterday ... woke up at about 1AM and couldn't get back to sleep. Took a nap later in the day.

When was the last time you tried to call one person be accidently dialed the number of someone else you knew and ended up talking to them?

About a week ago. I played it off well, though.

When was the last time someone asked what you were smiling about and pixies was the cause?

This morning. I was logged on when my wife woke up and noticed me grinning. When she asked ... yep ... Pixies.

When was the last time you checked the windshield washer fluid level in you car? (A safety question courtesy of your local DB)

Ummm ....... never! Where do I go to check it???


When was the last time your were on a CHARTER BUS FROM HELL?

I didn't even realize the "Heavenly Entourage of Lovely Ladies (HELL)" ran a charter service. Do you have their number?

When was the las time you rode on an airplane?

Do you mean "The Mile-high" club? Never! :( Just flying... March '02, to Ireland! :D


When was the last time you drank Guinness??

St. Patrick's Day :D

When was the last time you read about knights and ladies?

Last night I read a Romance Novel that had them in it.



When was the last time you tryed something from a book that you had read?

While cooking dinner tonight (Cookbook).

When was the last time you took a walk in the rain?

This evening. Wife and I just got home from Peoria and it was raining. Only walked from the car to the house, but that counts, doesn't it?

When was the last time you intentionally played in the rain? :)

I really dont remember. But i did chase the kids trying to get them out of the rain about a month ago...does that count?


When was the last time you stepped on a sticker.

I stepped on some gum in the elevator at work tonight. Grr! Does that count? (Who spits out gum in an elevator?)

When was the last time your company had to stop everything because of computer problems?

The last time I worked on their database.. Actually it happens all the time, so I'm not unique there.

When was the last time you laughed so hard that your mouth hurt?

I think when I read that "blonde joke" I posted. Really struck my funny bone.

When was the last time you went to the movies?

Saw "Chicago" a couple of weeks ago...can't wait for it to come out on video.

When was the last time you slept in on a Sunday morning?

Slept in what? Is this a trick question? :D :D Obviously not this morning. Happy Easter IAKG!

When was the last time you licked the bowl when making a cake, cookies or bread?

Oh...can't do the raw egg thing. Husband and kids seem to have no problem with it, though. ~shudder~

And happy Easter to you, DB. :)

When was the last time you were invited to someone's house (not a relative) for a big holiday celebration? (Just ran home from church to throw *my * contribution in the oven!)

Ummm...... New Year, I think!!


When was the last time you threw an impromtu party??

<~~~~~ control freak means no such thing as impromptu

When was the last time you tried to type one handed?

A long long long long time ago! :(


When was the last time you had tab A try to fit into slot B?

Not recent enough:p

When was the last time you tasted something nasty?

Today! What the hell are they trying to do to the kids today with the shit they call candy!

When was the last time you swallowed it all?

One Big GULP:o


When was the last time you made Ken and Barbie get naked?

LOL maybe 2 hours ago! I was helping my child I SWEAR!

When was the last time you changed your bed sheets?

Yesterday:p

When was the last time you got an offer you could not refuse?

(night-night Summer....Mr Lilith has plans for me :p)

last time i saw my g/f :D

when was the last time you came in someone's mouth while simultaneously pleasuring them in the good ol' 69? (or vice-versa, ladies)

couple of months ago...... 'twas great fun too!!


When was the last time you made love outdoors?

ummmmm 17 years ago~ got bit on the ass my a fire ant too!

When was the last time you felt like getting your swerve on?

Not too sure what that means, but I last felt like gettin' my LADY on this morning!! (She was fast asleep though, and I was late for work! :()


When was the last time you woke your S/O with "love"?

About a week ago. I woke up and snuggled up to my wife and, well, things just took their natural course. :)

When was the last time you washed your car?

Took it to the local car-wash about two months ago! :o


When was the last time YOU washed your S/O?

On cam with my tongue...this morning, irl? not yet but soon I hope

When was the last time you gave your S/O a massage

Last weekend. She loves a foot massage.

When was the last time you shaved (or were shaved) his face?