Train engineer

Welder or Blacksmith?

I wanna be a blacksmith. I already know how to weld. :)


A doctor or a lawyer

Lawyer ~ I don't like dealing with blood. Plus I hated OChem. :p


Biologist or Botanist?

A biologist. (There's a lot of great bodies I'd love to study. :D)

A traffic cop or school crossing guard?

Traffic cop...shorter life expectancy


Grade school teacher or college professor?

grade school

I want to be a politician or clergy?

Politician. Celibacy wouldn't work for me

Dentist or Urologist?

urologist....some people have funky mouths :p


pediatrician or geriatric medicine?

Oh I'll take the pediatrics any day!

Ear nose and throat specialist or neurologist?

neurologist

(now for something for generalized, sorry if it's been repeated)

animal or human doctor? :wave:

Human...they can tell you what is wrong


IT...Help desk or Project management?

Project manger for the oral sex research project. :)

(Then again, being an intercourse technician helper at the desk wouldn't be bad, either.) :D

Leader or a follower?

Id like to be a leader, since I am a follower now

princess or queen
(prince or king)

Prince (all the fun without the obligations :D)

Scientist or Doctor?

Doctor..... a sex therapist, not that I can help them, just so I can hear about their sex stories!

sex toy maker or sex toy demonstrator

sex toy demonstrator


model or photographer?

Probably the photographer ... but for the right person (blind, near-sighted ... you know the type :D), I might model.

Fan or player?

Fan, I don't want to break a nail.


Chef or food critic?

Well, I never thought about being a Coke or Pepsi. Could I be customer instead? :D

A little child or a senior citizen?

tough one..... probably a little child so I can fix all the things I did wrong.

business owner or manager?

Business owner

The one on top or the one on the bottom?

Bottom

Fireman
Policeman

Fireman......so I could work with all the studly firemen!

taxi driver
bus driver

Bus driver ... taking scenic tours to some of this country's beautiful places.

City bus driver or school bus driver?

Okay, I'll be a taxi driver and find out where all the good places are. :)

Soldier or sailor?

yikes..........tough one!!!

Massage therapist or beautician?

Massage therapist :slurp:

Porn star or porn peruser

porn star

model or designer

designer

panty hose or a thong?

a thong


Rock star or Groupie

Rockstar


a whip, or handcuffs :)

handcuffs


dominant or submissive?

a sub

jay or silent bob?

* BUMP *

Since "Jay" is an old term for a sexually active woman and "BOB" is an abbreviation for a negative description of a woman ... neither. :(

Construction Worker or Demolitions Person

:fix: Demolitions Person. I could take my temper out on smashing stuff.


Racing driver or footballer.

Hmmmm ... probably a racing driver ... at my age I'd probably get killed playing football. :)

A nude model or a photographer of nudes?

A snowflake because, as it gets warmer, an icicle becomes a drip while a snowflake just fades away. :) (How's that for logic? :shrug: )

A shoe or a slipper?