oh-my...What is a good reason to see you doctor especially if it hurrrrrts when you pee.?

a prehensile thumb.

what is great for rubbing the pre-cum into the tip?

yellow snow

What does not a good snowman make?


Sex In the City

On what HBO series do women talk about it but never DO it?

Ride 'em Cowboy!

What's the cry from the rooms over the saloon?

Queer As Folk

What do redneck gays call themselves?

All screwed up.

What is I wish I was????????????????


naked tennis and too many balls

What is a dangerous combination.

Veni, Vidi, Viagra

What is latin for 'I came, I saw, I stood tall'?

A sheep

What animal is most afraid where the men are men and the women are men?

Duck Tape and WD-40.

What do you need to shut the wife up, and open the wife up?

Bagels and doughnuts

Danny: Damned near fell outta my chair!!!!

What make great edible cock-rings?

A strobe light and a glow-in-the-dark condom

That would be ....What was the Movie working title of the 1969's Beatles first psydellic genre move ...later to be released under the title "The Yellow Submarine"?

The kids of Memphis

Who goes Trick-or-Treating at Graceland?

Peanut Butter and Mashed Banana sandwiches

What is Elvis's favorite sandwich???


tin foil, a can of tuna and some pistachio's