my BUTT......is in my pants :p

What pants?

my jeans :D

What if I don't have on any? :yikes:

I know ... I've got my hand in my "virtual" pants. :)

I have key card in my pants

I have me hard in my pants. :D

I have nothing in my pants for I am wearing a dress with no pockets!

Actually, I slipped on my pants (for warmth) and noticed there were my keys in the pocket.

there is a pen in my pocket

There's something protruding in my pants.

a pooper scooper bag is in my pants and no, it is not for me persay,.....but for my dog and it is empty at this time.

There are pockets in my pants.

It feels so good with her hand in my pants!

I love it when she plays with what's in my pants.

Wouldn't you have thought that with Pixies off line for so long, she would have found more time to get into my pants?