That's a joke! I'm the only manager here and all my 'children' have needed me all day. (Unkind, huh?)

I am as tired as can be.

False, but just barely so.

I hate going to the doctor.

False, but I'm getting that way.

I need sleep more than sex, right now.

True, but it depends on who is sharing my bed. :D

I am cooking dinner.

False and I won't even address your first statement!!

I am hungry for some home cooking.

LOL. Safer that way, isn't it, denny?

And I am...I've been wanting my grandmother's cooking for some time now.

I hope to get my presents wrapped tonight.

Not! Ever see those gift bags? They are wonderful.

I am hungry for some turkey.

True but could eat ham also.

I am missed tonight.

Yes, that is true.

I am under someone's spell.

Can't agree with that. You meant that for someone else, I think.

I would like to be under someone's spell, hell, someone's anything!

LOL. True. You mean you're not under *anyone's* spell, denny? :)

I know what I want for Christmas.

But I know I won't get that, so anything will do. (Am I sounding cynical tonight?)

It's a pleasant winter evening.

True

Hope to be someone's christmas present someday.

True.

I have loads and loads and loads of laundry still left to do.

False, but I do need to go home now.

Denny looks like his avatar.