I have nothing in my pants.

There's no ants in my pants.

I haven't found Jimmy Hoffa in my pants.

I always like it when she plays around with what's in my pants.

I have a pack of gum in my pants.

I like gum wrapped around what's in my pants. :D

lol dicksbro

Right now, I've got no underwear on in my pants. :yikes:

I love it when she gets in my pants.

I have my tic tacs in my pants.

I have my hand in my pants. :)

dog treats

You have dog treats in your pants? :yikes:

or

Should I say, "Woof!" :D

Whichever I say, I think there's something stirring in my pants.

hahaha db your cute!


My body is in my pants.

I think I left some change in my pants last night.