False ...

... just spending a bit of time til' I get ready for work.

True, although I think I'm going to crawl back into bed for a bit!

I know I am deeply loved.

True. He's a good guy.

I will probably head off to sleep for a nap.

False

I have nothing to do but perv all day! :D

False :( Physio, housework and cooking.

I am still sleepy.

True. I'm already back at the hotel room... naked.

I'm going to relax this coming weekend.

False

I've got a streaming cold and my nose won't stop running

False.

I'm actually getting some things done today.

semi true. I've gotten done what I can... but have been playing a lot too. :)

I'm way too horny for my own good sometimes.

True.

I have a busy rest of the week.

True. But it seems every week is busy.

Got to get a haircut tomorrow.

nope. had one last week

i need food.

False, will eat a little later.

Got a meeting to go to in an hour