What are 2 signs of someone who needs it NOW!?

Shake, furburger and an order of thighs.

What is a fast food restaurant trying out a creative new menu?

Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

How did the superheo tear his tights?

Gaude au Musiciteur.

What is latin for "Gaudy Minstral"?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy

Who leave gifts at approximatley the same time you want to make your own gift delivery with your s/o?

beaded handbags

What are decorative places to carry hands?

Fire and smoke

What do old ladies beat dirty old men with?
(ty Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson!)

Peace sign, roaches and Jane Fonda

What is on the floor of Jane Fonda's bedroom?


Steamy bathroom, soap on the floor, shower running and moaning noises.

what was the inspriation for the Village Peoples 1976 hit YMCA?

the tufted tit mouse

What is an infrequent gerbil replacement item?

a fish named Wanda.

What smells like a pussy?

Hand lotion is good.

What is a good replacement for water when filling a water bed mattess?

darkglasses and the "gloryhole"

What is good for front and back usage at a Springsteen concert.

hippety hoppety boop!

What did the Easter Bunny do when he met Betty Boop?


silverbells and cockleshells

What a dapper yet kinky "man about town" wears over his cock and balls ?

seersucker