What are scared of pricks?


A crystal goblet

What is a classic Glyndwr photo prop?

paper hats and noise makers.

What items does congress need both more and less of to really make the political parties fun?

Lawyers, guns and money

What 3 things are included in most stories on the nightly news.

hidden valley

What is great clevage

eruptions

What is the usual consequence for Pixie's men after viewing pictures of Pixie's women?

Friends in Low Places

What really helps when you're trying to make a human pyramid?


"A twelve-inch, please! Hold the mayo!"

What did the hooker say when she was introduced to the lead characters in "An Officer & A Gentleman"?

a dragon eating muesli

How did St.George explain the steaming load on his shoes?

pussy whipped

What is, "Stirring up the creamy residue?"

Oil of Olay

What is my favorite soap that I use daily??


Semen and Seamen :D

What is the reason the transviste hookers hang out at the piers?

a "full gainer"

An erecting cock making it's way to a pussy

Katchup, mustard and a bun

What are three things besides an erection that you will absolutely need to play let's dress the weiner ( hot dog)?

Gilded Calf

What do they call that ugly gold leafed lamp in the basement - just like the one in "A Christmas Story" only not so tall.

hormones and handsprings.