True (I think it's the opposite in England, though).

I have a cat on my lap.

False. I don't have any pets.

I'm Deep frying a turkey right now.

False, no turkey of any sort for me. One of those days when I'm missing the states.

I'm looking forward to dinner (turkey or not ;))

True, it's the first time I am fixing the bird and I only hope it turns out right :)

I should eat something for lunch so I don't starve.

True ~ I just had some cereal and will have another quick lunch before work.

I usually bring leftovers for lunch at work.

False

i'm to lazy to do that, and i usually dont' have leftovers


I never have breakfast because there is never time.

False. Breakfast is one of my favorite meals. Especially on weekends.

I hate driving at night.

False. I love doing my long traveling at night.

I'm worn out from thanksgiving.

False, I was pooped last night, but feel pretty refreshed this morning.

Going to watch a Santa Claus parade this morning.

True. TGIF!

It's going to be cold here today.

False (my wife is still sleeping), but I love them.

I've got the news on on television.

false - I'm listening to the radio :D

I'm at work (BUT TGIF!)

False no job, but true on TGIF (hubby got paid today!)

I could use a back massage right now.