Not guilty...have never done that in front of anyone.

Have you been on a nice date lately?

guilty

Have you ever seen someone pick their nose in traffic?

Guilty... and ewwww, I've seen them do more than just pick it!


Have you ever picked your nose in traffic??

innocent - Can honestly say I haven't done it, but lately I've been seeing a lot of people doing it so maybe I am in the minority :(

Have you ever masturbated while driving?

Guilty..and have been played with by someone else..and returned the favour...

Ever had sex in the back of a Van with someone else driving?

innocent

ever get caught talking to yourself?

Guilty ... I've even posted replys to my own posts. :rolleyes:

Ever think you should have studied harder in school?

guilty! Lol - like right now :o

ever had someone tie your shoelaces together?

Guilty.

Ever tie someone else's shoelaces together? :)

Guilty. In elementary school.

Ever fart and blame it on someone else?

Yessssss but I felt guilty about it,

Ever fart while having sex?

LMAO... omg, yes I have (he has, too!)


on the same subject... do you laugh at queefs?

I have, yes.

Ever hold it in until it hurts?

Where's the nobbing smilie when you need one. Guilty. :D

Ever lose a crown for a tooth?

Only a fake on on a merry-go-round when I was younger ... much younger. :)

Ever held a snake?

Guilty. Once had one as a pet.

Ever enjoyed killing spiders?

Guilty (still swat any I see in the house)

Ever watch an ant's nest?

not guilty

ever have a bee hive in your chimney?

Not guilty... thankfully.

Ever had poison ivy?

Been a long time, but yep.

Ever have the seat of your pants/slacks rip out while you were out in public?

ROFL yea and i woke myself up lol

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Ever call out somebody elses name during sex??????????

not guilty

ever given oral to a driver while in a car driving?

nope....

ever masturbated to climax while driving alone?

guilty

do it again?

probably will.....

ever masturbated at work?

Not since I retired, but I did at the job I retired from. Not often, but there were a few times. :)

Ever get caught?

Not Guilty, thank heavens. :D

You had something special for dinner on Easter.

Not guilty.

Going to have to call it a night pretty quick. :(