What Hester Prynne got instead of the "Stuffing" she really craved on her first Thanksgiving.

Squanto

Who is The Lone Ranger's new sidekick after Tonto ran off with Silver?

A snack or treat, that doubles as a lethal weapon.

What are Peanut butter and jelly sammiches made my way?

~a toothbrush and sunglasses and astroglide:p

What do you need for the best weekend at the beach?

Moaning, screaming and heavy breathing

what is sounds coming from paper thin hotel walls?

~a lizard and bubblegum

What do you call a little girl who has been in the sun too long?

Condoms and a bulldozer

what "Scat-man" America's favorite deviant super hero needs to plow his way thru the evil homo lounge to rectify all the wrongs that have been done.???

u237

What did prisoner# 69 say to prisoner# 37, after finishing with prisoner# 23, in the men's showers?

Dwarves, elves, hobbits and gnomes

What describes the sexual partners of a person with a "Snow White" fetish?

the "Lap of Luxury"

What is the term for licking a pixie gal's puss?

"Cumming!"

What is YES I AM!!!!!!! :D :D


Silly putty, duct tape and a can of beans.

What are the three F's ... fun, fix it and farts.

Wash cloth, soap and baby oil.

What are good post pubic shave dressings?

Stray Dogs

What is the name of the new Korean fast food chain?


Jabbed with a stick

What is a corn dog

A condom and a balloon salesmen