M.B.505---I have a solution for you because you can get in alot of
trouble if they told the cops; and you didn't have a permit.I have a
concealed weapons permit but I bought some little stickers;that I
put on my doors and windows of my garage/shop.They have a
picture of a hand holding a revolver.It says:BEWARE in bold letters
on the top.Under"BEWARE" it says"Never mind the dog!Beware of
the owner"I used to have my bike and customers motorcycles,and
lots of tools;in there! Irish

thanks irish...but not long after that i go rid of it.....best thing i did .....kept me from doing something really stupid......and i did have a permit....but i wound up reenlisting not long after that so i sold it ...but thanks any way.....all i have now is an old single shot rifle and it is all broken down for storage..

Sugarsprinkles - you should come to Australia, you could buy Northern Territory, complete with OF :D, for about 5 american cents.

Legend exaggerates!

17c plus coupons.

**Now where did I put that book of coupons?......** ;)

If I had any cents (sense) I'd be doing something constructive with my life...instead of living on my computer! LOL!!!:D :D

17 cents........now let me see.....**pulls out pockets......moths fly out**** uuummmm....eeeeerrr......aha......can i give ya an I O U slip????
I got some serious ideas for an area that size.....does the words.....pixies nudist colony and rehab center strike anyone with a similar idea???????? Hey Diva........got the coupons yet???******looks under couch cushions..******Hey! here's a quarter.......hehehe........

.....and 3 pretzels.......2 crayons.....OH! So that's where that concom disappeared to!!!........"Hey, honey, don't you ever clean under these cushions???":D :D

hehehe pretzels.....play do.......hot wheel cars........and one unidentifyable object i handle with protective gloves.....just for me own sanity....remains from last weeks popcorn fight......yep...every thing in its place........jezzz fatherhood!!!!!!

Motherhood has it's joys too, MB!! Stepping on Leggos barefoot in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom!

Putting all the damn stickers on the Hot Wheels garage or city at 2 in the morning on Christmas Eve!

Plenty more examples, I will spare you! :D

petrol prices tell me about it the uk has the higest prices
in europe with a big 75% in tax

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!

I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !!!!

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!


<please note tongue firmly planted in cheek>

RATFLMAO @ Scitzoid

Garage owners who think just because I'm a woman I don't know anything!
Tire blew out this morning. DH came out to change it. Discovered a spring had broken which caused the blowout. Called garage to tow it and estimate repair costs.
WELL, they call me and proceed to inform me I need 4 tires, ball joints, and tie rod ends PLUS the spring(s)!! Quoted me a price of over $1500.00!!
BULLSHIT!!!! If I'm gonna get fucked over, I'm not going to pay $1500 for the privelege! Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I'm an idiot!!
DH just replaced the tie rod ends a few weeks ago! He just checked it out when he did a brake job 2 weeks ago and the ball joints are fine! What kind of moron do they take women for????
I told them "my husband can do the ball joints and tie rod ends....just fix the spring!!" So instead of $1500, it's "only" $388! And I think that's for 2 springs. I suppose it *is* a good idea to replace both sides, so will not argue about that.

I once had a garage try to get me to replace a radiator at a cost of over $500!! Are they nuts?? Do they think I'm nuts??? Or rich????

These guys just piss me off so bad!! Even tho' they can't screw with me, there are so many women out there, especially older ladies, who have no choice but to "trust" these cheats. And I also know that not all mechanics and garages are like this, but the ones that are give the rest a bad reputation!:mad:

I believe they just screw anybody, m or f, SS... seen some real criminal activity go on in some hidden camera stings on TV...

FAMILY--That's my big bitch for the day. They want you to be independent etc. etc. Yet every decision you make tends to bring about a complaint or 5,000 ways you should do something. Your life seems to not be your own after it's critiqued in committee by a gaggle of goofy geriatric...that's a bit too much. If I hear one more order disquised as a suggestion I'm going to lose my damn mind.

how people want to have legal injecting rooms, but they won't get the government to subsidise life saving medicines

My bitch of the week is a little odd.
My hubby and I are in an open relationship. We also swing. Anyway....
After chatting with a guy online, and by phone, after exchanging photos, etc. we decide to meet face to face, and perhaps play if we hit it off.
We decide on a bar & grill, and I get there 5 minutes early. He gets there 30 minutes late with a lame excuse about his office being hell. We talk awhile, and things are going pretty good, but he WAS late. Then for the kicker, after buying my own drinks and dinner, he wants to know if I will split the hotel room!!
I am not a money grubber, but like to be treated like a lady. The least he could do was take me on a date! What nerve!!

Sadora~ That is a truly a legit bitch.... did you fuck him anyway?:p

No Lilith... I did not.
I told him that when he learns to treat a lady as such, he will get laid alot more.
He acted like I was some greedy bitch.... said women can't figure out if they want to be equals of not. I said that if it was a business trip, I would be more than happy to pay for half the room.
Some men are brain dead!! I don't hold it against the rest of them!

You Go Girl!!!!

Sadora---While I am not into swapping;I think that you did the right thing!Tell him to go home and jerk-off.It sounds like he is only interested in his own satisfaction;anyway.Just my $.02. Irish
P.S.Different strokes for different folks.

sounds like an asshole!!
 

what a asshole!! he must have thought this will be easy ive already got her so i dont need to try.
he sounds like a complete dick!! sounds like he didnt put any effort into it at all. was he wearin a bin bag aswell??? or did he try to look good for you???


its no wonder some men cant get a girl!!!

Peers who are constantly asking whether I have ( screwed, boned her, shagged her, rammed it in her, cracked her, f***ked her, pooped her cherry. etc. ) when referring to my g / f.

I wish they would realize that she isn't just some piece of meat and actually a human being that I love deeply. If only they could see her the way I do, they would not say these things - and what's worse is they do it on purpose knowing what I have said to them... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: !!!!!

I can't stand it when I follow the rules and the people around me do not. I know the one time I didn't I'd get bitched up and down about it.

Tell me something I didn't know!!! :D :D

Sorry you evening was lost Sadora...but you were right in not "fucking him"....

Hopefully your next rendez-vous will be jerk free!!!!:D

Scotz-----You're right about garages(service stations)screwing people!Years ago;I watched a TV show;where they unplugged a
rubber hose on an automatic transmisson.You wouldn't believe the different estimates that they got from different places.The best was at a local garage.An employee went for a test ride with
the owner;of the car.When they got;on the other side of the block
he climbed under the car,plugged the line back in and said"Don't
tell my boss!"The worst offender was "Amco"Transmisson.Their
estimate was several hunndred dollars. Irish

Ok, here goes...woohoo I finally get to vent my anger out on someone besides my boyfriend...hehe!!!
I'm an assistant manager at a 7-11 and on the weekends I do paperwork....every sunday this *bitch* that I work with (and that's putting it nicely) stands around and reads the newspaper and eats for 8 hours...while I'm in the back doing my work shes just standin around bein lazy....GRRRRRR!!!! AND then every 2 hours she has to go to the bathroom...for 20 f*kin minutes...and she reads and talks on her cell phone while in there.....I SWEAR I'M GONNA HIT HER ONE DAY. It wouldn't be so bad if she was nice to me or even tried to show initiative to work...but no she just complains about bein there and blah blah blah....I HATE HER. OK I could go on but I probably don't have to....she is just horrible and I hate working on sundays because of her stupidity.....
Stupidity should be punished...in my opinion.

I didn't think that I would ever post in this thread because I seem to be bitching about certain things alot. So I just decided that I'd keep my mouth shut when this one opened up.

I have to admit that tonight something happened that pushed me over the edge.

I hate people that go through the drive through at a fast food place, and ask the person on the other end of the speaker how much things on the menu are.

Do they NOT see the big sign out near where their car is ??? It has these things called LETTERS on it..and usually (but not always)right after the letters, are some things called NUMBERS. If you read those two things, you should be able to figure out how much the food (in this case) costs. Some of the signs even come with PICTURES to help explain what the item is.

(come up for air, Nutworld)

It may come to a shock to people, and evidently most people don't realize, that the store employees probably don't have the entire menu committed to memory, and can't recite all cost on a whim. That is the reason for the sign that is back there in the first place.

(breath, nutworld, breath)

It was completely shocking to me to hear a customer complain that
A)because I didnt have the menu committed to memory, and
B) didn't know the price of a newer item that they wanted.. the result of this was,......... and I quote:
"you are a fucking idiot, and we are leaving".

I've never in my life had the F-bomb dropped on me by a customer at a place of employment. I don't mind having someone complain that the service I give is slow, or I'm not speaking clearly enough, but is there a call to drop an F-bomb, when the customer has the info at their disposal? Is there anywonder that the general consensus is; that people are getting more and more rude.


We now return you to your regulary scheduled broadcast.

Sadora, some people just can't help being cheap ass-holes.
Sympathy is called for, because he'll probably never know his
shortcoming.

Nutworld, shame on you.
The customer is always right. Arrogant, insufferable, horrible,
opinionated, mistaken in matters of fact, but right.

OF,

I can handle "right"...but the F-Bomb?

Nutworld---Those are the same people;that get in the Exact Change Lane;on the turnpike and then look for the money while
everyone else waits.
O.F.I had this discussion with my supervisor;on a previous job!The
business rule is that the customer is always right.In reality;they
are seldom right. Irish

Whenever you see another person getting mad;just look at them
and say:Anger is the wind;that blows out the light of the mind!"
If you think that they were mad before;wait until you see them after you say that!SUGGESTION-Stand Back. Irish

Irish,
I believe that thought is TOO advanced for many of our customers. They just wouldn't get it.


PS- might that be part of why the job you mentioned is a "previous" job???

Hey Sugarsprinkles,

your IN box is full.

LOL So is yours!!! Clearing mine momentarily!!

oops...that damn glass house of mine..

Nutworld---I knew that that question would come up.Must be my
pyschic powers.The awnser is NO.I have worked for that place
twice.It is a fill in job.The supervisor mentioned; is one of the owners of the business.It is an automotive parts supplier.I was
originally hired by his father and he knows that I know automobiles;like the back of my hand.I guess that he figures that my mechanical knowledge is worth putting up with my shit. Irish
P.S.His father died a few years ago.The business is now owned by
him,his brother,and their brother-in-law.(sisters husband)

I realize I am late in replying to this thread but the saying goes.......better late than never!

My biggest pet peeve?

Ever drive behind a car with a child standing up in the back seat? Believe me I know it doesn't just happen in Pa. I have been up and down the entire east coast of the USA and I have seen it throughout all states. If I can make a plea here tonight then I will be happy!

First and foremost let me say ........I have no children of my own....but I am not unaware of the horror of not wearing a seat belt!!!!

PARENTS!!!!!!!!.......PLEASE OH PLEASE..........PUT YOUR CHILD IN A SAFETY RESTRAINT! IF YOU GET IN AN ACCIDENT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE AS THE DRIVER THAN YOUR CHILD WOULD AS A FREE SPIRIT (because he isn't bitching about having to be in a seatbelt) RUNNING AROUND IN THE BACK SEAT OF A VEHICLE!!!!!

The addage......."It will never happen to me"......has been repeatedly regretted by many parents that think this initially! We are all at risk...........no matter how good a driver you are.......there is always one fucking asshole out there that might just have your ticket in any one particular day!

TY......I feel so much better now!

Mrs. Lix

getting told "well you dont look gay" iam
not having a go as hetrosexuals i have
heard it from gay people to as if all gay and
bi people look and talk the same the media
dose not help
not all gay men are thin
the amount of deprest gay men who think i dont
measure up to the gay ideal is scary

ok bitching over :confused: