how the phrase 'in terms the general public can understand' really pisses me off. don't dumb it down on my account, o mighty media, i own a dictionary. :p:p:hair:

I'm sorry.


I got so wrapped up in Wolfman Blitzen, I totally ignored lonelyarmywife's condition.


/me rubs a generous portion of ointment on lonelyarmywife's ephemeral.

I'm making up for lost time...
... if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all...
.... two wrongs don't make a right ...
....sometimes you really are better off staying in bed....

OMG...the visuals!! ROTFLMFAO

Okaaaaaaay. I read that ^^^^, and saw the word victuals instead. Must get glasses.

Oh, crap!

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:D

Wow!!! That's scary! It's like you're reading my mind. :D

I was picturing that way men can "move" it . . . make it twitch. That movement when they're just casually discussing the erection as it . . . sits there. :faint:

thoughts???? Some people should have some damn thought.

If the world stops spinning would you fall off

or melt. ^^ :D
damn...now that song's stuck in my head. lol

What song?

melt with you~modern english

Moving forward using all my breath
Making love to you was never second best
I saw the world thrashing all around your face
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and
It's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(You should know better)
Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see why)
Dropped in the state of imaginary grace
(You should know better)
I made a pilgrimage to save this human race
(You should see why)
Never comprehending a race that long gone by
(I'll stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and melt with you...

TYVM, m'lady!

Thank goodness I clicked on this thread!

Now I'm humming it!

why do they call it a blowjob? shouldn't it be called a suckjob?

Why do gasoline prices go to three decimal places, with the last consistently being 9?

why do hunters go through the expense/trouble of dressing up in camouflage only to put a large orange vest and hat over it?

Who wrote the book of love?

why is it that even just reading a snipit of a song will get that song stuck in my head for 65834787385432845 hours?

is it better to know that you don't know... or to not know that you DO know?

I just don't know. Well I don't think I do.

Doh!

like we all frigging care

Can you hear me now?

Why would Cadillac come out with a two seater sports car? I man...have they ever heard of brand dilution???? Granny doesn't want a 2 seater. She can't ride with the grandbabies. :D

I wonder how many people know what a "humbug" is

Why do home builders make range vents that merely vent back into the kitchen above the stove?

why do movers/delivery people feel the need to comment upon my electronics... usually with a sense of wonderment?

How long is a goldfish memory?

Why does drinking coffee often make me sneeze?

Sometimes it's not the halls I feel like decking.

About as short as most of their lives BIBI.

Why do some people bike on the sidewalk when there is a clearly posted biking lane on the street?

HA! nope only three seconds LMAO Talk about living in the moment!

Why do people learn to read when they don't read the signs posted anyway?

Who decided what words would be "bad" words?

Definitions:

1. nonsense: something that is silly or makes no sense


2. deception: something that is meant to deceive or cheat people


3. fraud: somebody who deceives others by making false claims

Here is a sample of the humbug I was pondering about :)

My grandmother!

Is the flavor horehound????