Betty Betty Moist and Ready
 

Betty Betty Moist and Ready

Betty, Betty, moist and ready,
Look how you made him grow.
When you see his pre-cum you say, “Oh yum,”
it looks like you’re ready to sow”

There once was a girl by the name of Kim
She had a Guy by the name of Jim
Big fat balls and a hairy long dick
Stuck it down her throat and made her sick
She gagged and puked and gagged some more
Yes sir e she is a whore
Big fat tits and a hairy cunt to boot
If you don't watch it she will set on your snoot
Suck your head right up her twat
Her ass is as big as a parking lot
She died at the age of 26
Because she like to suck those dicks.

Old Mother Hubbard,
Looked at his scabbard …
And dreamed of sucking his bone.
Unzipping his pants
She started to dance,
It jumped out, all moist and it shone!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep.

Sing a Song of Sixpence
 

Sing a song of sixpence where Betty stripped and lay,
Letting four and twenty hung dudes hump her in the hay.
When the guys were done, then, Betty began to sing,
“Bring me another twenty, and I’ll make their dongs go ding.”
The new guys lined up horny, and gave her the money, too,
A sight like this you’ve never seen, Betty bathed in goo.
When they were done, they were quite pooped,
Their cocks, they kind of drooped.
But Betty never lost her smile and seemed so full of joy,
She’d made enough to take a trip, thanks to all her boys.

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.

Hot Soft Bum
 

Hot soft bum! Hot soft bum!
One a penny two a penny - Hot soft bum
Come up behind your lady and pump in her some cum
One a penny two a penny - Hot soft bum

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Rubbing Miss Susie’s thigh

When he felt a fur patch

And stuck his thumb up her snatch

He found that Miss Susie was dry.

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Cock
 

Tinkle, tinkle little cock,
I've got to leave ... please, won't you stop?
I came early ... and I've stayed late,
I just had to piss ... wasn't on a date.
So, please, I ask, let's piss no more,
I've gone so long it might get sore.
At last your ending, thanks a bunch,
I started early and it's almost lunch.
I must admit ... I am glad it was you,
I would really hate it if it was a Number Two. :yikes:

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
But Jill prefers,
The candlestick.

Old King's Pole
 

The old king’s pole was a very long pole,
and it stood up straight like a tree,
It would get wet and shiny if rubbed up and down,
especially by a pretty young she.
And every young she was anxious for he,
cuz’ his pole felt delightful you see,
And while he thrust in and out, she'd scream and she'd shout,
"Oh, kingy ... you're filling up me!"

Mary had a little skirt it was slit right up the side,
and every time that mary sat, you could see her thigh.
Mary had another skirt it was slit right up the front and everytime that mary sat.. you could see her cunt.

First Miss Piggy cleaned her socket,
Second Miss Piggy lubed his bone
Third Miss Piggy gave him an erection
Fourth she sucked it til it shone
Finally Miss Piggy fucked him proper and ...
His cock squirted cum til twas gone.

There was a young parson named Binns,
Who would speak of women and things.
But his secret desire was a boy in the choir,
With a bottom like jelly on pins.

Three fine guys, three fine guys,
See how they cum, see how they cum,
They all came after the farmer's wife,
She sucked on their cocks
At least once or twice,
Have you ever seen in all of your life,
Those three fine guys.