Oops
 

You know, on second thought the bra and panties would look better on you, but we'd better have you try them on and model them for me to be sure!

And what did you think they wear under a kilt?

i lost a dare with all your mothers.

Sorry would never happen...i would be fired on the spot *L*

Oops.

You know, your wife said I looked good in this.

Jude30 stole my idea

Today is the 100th anniversary of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

or


I woke up late and drove so fast, the rest blew right off. (I ride a motorcycle) So they would be leather and not lacy.

or


WHEW, Can you call maintenance to look at that paper shredder?

or

We're out of coffee.

What do you mean where are my clothes?!

Do they clash or something?