"I don't fuck fossil's for free"

"Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

"Ray! This is Walter!!!! AHHHHH!!!"

"Well ya can't really dust for vomit"

"And I was like, 'Hey Llama! How about a little something for the effort?!' and he said, 'There will be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you shall recieve total consiousness.' So I got that going for me"

" You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. "

oh lol, and a movie that I watched recently -- "Inconceivable!"

"Get your Cock outta my Chrysler you Son of a Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb

No ma'am, we're musicians.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"That's beautiful, what's it called?" "It's called Lick My Love Pump".

"Workin' on a Sex Farm! Tryin' to raise some hard love"

"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well!"

man that movie rocked

"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"

Today is a good day to die - Star trek

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!

A scene from Jim Carey's Liar Liar

"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!"