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Oh I don't want anything money can buy, Santa Lil.....but could you do me a little tiny favour?
I've got this lovely dildo to put on top of the tree, but I just can't reach. Can you slink down my chimney, and pop it up there for me? Do please feel free to test drive the ornament, if you'd like. And if you could hit the record button on that camera by the tree before you do, well, what more could anyone ever want? G |
GingerV,
The camera is, we trust, streaming to wide world of Pixies. |
Santa Lil,
While you're curled up on my lap, I think I'll just sit quietly and thank the Christmas Pixie for my good fortune. All else is excess. |
I have been a very bad lil bunny and am in Need of a Mistress or 2 to help me learn to be a good lil bunny again. :halo:
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Dear Santa Lil
When will my presents start showing up???? |
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better -- I prefer to cut it myself - at the exact moment that your upper lip perspiration begins to bead. Please let me know when you will be coming down the chimney. |
WildIrish~ it's a good thing to know what Santa likes best!
GingerV~ oooooo you are making Santa an offer she can't/would never refuse ;) Oldfart~ How did you manage to escape without me having sat on it while you were here? babybunny~ Santa Lil likes naughty bunnies better than good ones :hug: Scarecrow~ once I have you secured in the dungeon :p Kendall~ I'd be cumming but it would have little to do with the chimney :D |
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Is that like hiding the Christmas Pickle ornament in the tree for luck to the one who finds it???? LOL |
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A pickle????? You trying to make my pussy pucker? :D:D:p |
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OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!!! Say that 5 times fast!!!! I can tell it is way past my bedtime! I am getting giddy! LOL LOL LOL |
Dear Santa Lil,I've been really really naughty this year in thought,word and deed.I've perved at Pixies.. Boo Hoo hoo hoo hoo....I deserve only lumps of coal or Christmas.....But make sure they are licorice flavoured.heh heh
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*curls up on santa lil's lap and breaks the damn chair* lol
i would love a new car...no? okay. how about years' supply of lube, the kind that doesnt' get all gooey and some rubbers and a few sexy pairs of stockings? |
Dear Santa Lil ....
How about an easy pregnancy for my daughter in Indianapolis who's going to give us our sixth grandchild in August of next year. :) |
Dear Santa Lil
The ability to have bigger avatars :D:D pretty please with a certain superhero on top ;) *contemplates having to resize 300+ avatars* |
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I need to polish my name plate anyway. :whip: |
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