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I'd like to officially request permission to sit in on that call. I promise not to say a word. :D |
Me?
I would have to say eyes and mouth. |
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Oh! But then you'd find out about all the little secrets I only tell Lil. ;) ...and then we'd have to *punish* you :hot: |
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you say that like he'd hate it;) |
i think, and i'm only speculating here, that it's probably my innocent looks that belie a naughty mind.
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Innocent looks???! And we know the devil that lies within. :D :spin:
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*evil snicker* never judge a book by it's cover :D
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The cover is only eye candy, the good stuff is inside!!!! :) |
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I'm just gonna hack into their phone line... |
Honestly? I think my hair, my face (I've been told I have sexy eyes), and my attitude.... (lord knows I have attitude!) .... seem to get me noticed occasionally.
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My billfold ... er ... wait, it's almost empty ...
okay ... my wife says my eyes (blue), my voice, and my personality ... but I suspect it's really the heel of my right foot. :eek: |
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Personally, I think sexy or sex appeal come from within, it's a mind set, an attitude. But what attracts others is how it oozes out.
I've been told I have great eyes, bedroom eyes, eyes that tell stories; I like my eyes too and think they are one of my best assets. In that same thought I am also attracted to eyes. They are most expressive even when they don't intend to be. ;) My mouth seems to attract attention too, my lips and tongue, I'm not sure if it's the way I dress them up with lipstick or the way they move when I speak. I guess I am just a very oral person. :slurp: So what's wrong with that? :rolleyes: Finally, I've been told I have a 1-900 voice! I do enjoy a good phone tease now and again... it must have been all those years doing customer service that honed my phone skills to an art of diversion. :halo: Hmmm, who knows? Lil you always suggest the best therapy.... I feel better already, I mean I feel sexy! |
What about me is so damn sexy?
I have been told by discriminating ladies that the way I am able to consume large amounts of pork rinds and cold beer while watching pro wrestling and not even belching until the commercials start up gets their panties soaking wet! Hey, not everyone can be the "Total Package". Eat your hearts out, guys!
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Where have you been all my life?????????????? |
The way I raise one eyebrow when I'm thinking something dirty, and how, these days, I'm not afraid to let someone know that I'd like to fuck 'em, even when I know we can't. ;)
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