Another late arrival to the thread.

Sexystud34, you were going to do what you were going to do, so why ask the questions?

You've pulled the pin and hopefully, for your sake, it's a dud.

Size issues can be dealt with by reading the Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana, who talks

about ladies and gents of differing capacity and volume. It's to do with meeting someone

who matches you, and then rocking your worlds in harmony. Easy on the curry.