I'm confused, is that like Bush Trimming 101? Or is that a different course? Are their advisors to help with figuring out which classes are the most appropriate to take? And what would the placement tests be like?

Oh and by the way, I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Richard Simmons....and I'm sure a few more people but I don't want to think too hard about it! Lol

I would rather mow a block of lawns
then to have sex with Michael Jackson.

I would rather mow the world..than have sex with my ex husband lol

I will mow everyones lawn to see Aqua and our other sexy Pixies men with, well damn near anyone..especially me LOL

You would make a killing!!!



I would rather mow a friggin' meadow, then have sex with Roseanne

MM, you took the words out of my mouth!

LMAO - I'm definitely with the ladies on the Brad Pitt, WildIrish and Aqua theme.

In fact, I'd have to say that I would even go with Brad Pitt if I got to watch him with the guys afterwards......mmmm....Aqua sucking my juices of Brad's cock....mmmmm......ahem......sorry, did I say that out loud?! :D

I Had Rather Mow every Lawn in Alabama with a 1950 Push Mower than Have Sex With My Ex-Wife

I Had Rather Mow The entire U.S. With a Pair Of Scissors than to Have Sex with Rosie O'Donald

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with William H. Macy...*shudders*

I know this has nothing to do with this but we just got one of those $1299 Troy Built Bronco Lawn Mower and it kicks ass. I turn the wheel all the way to the side and the back wheel barely moves. It is by far the tightest turning lawn mower I'ver ever encountered. Plus it's got cruise control, with our yard it's not very useful but ms. ss's car doesn't even have cruise[that works]. But this is a big thing because our yard is set up like:


EDIT:
well crap, my little picture is messed up so it's basically two rectagles with this first having the long part go up and down and the second rectangler being right next to that with the long part going left and right, you're intelligent people I'm sure you can get my point that it's a big freaking yard


part A is approx 90' x 225' and part B is 120' x 200' and for the past several years it has been mowed with a push mower. The only help I had was occassionally my mom who has a tumor the size of a childs basketball in her thigh and my wife who's work schedule kept her unable to help for the most part

BUT NOW I CAN SIT MY LAZY ASS DOWN AND MOW THE LAWN JUST BY STEERING!!!! YAY!!!!!!

And now back to your regularly scheduled program

Does this mean that if we don't pick someone, we don't have to mow any more? :D





Hmmmmmm. I'd better think carefully.

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Tony Blair. There's something...oily and creepy...about him

ROFLMFAO@EVERYONE! Gawd, you guys are so f'in funny! I can't get the mental pic of kneeling and clipping the lawn, blade by blade, with nail clippers...outta my head! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Too funny!

And ss? OMG! I'm peeing my panties over here! LOLOLOLOL!

OK...*trying to catch my breath and wiping the tears of laughter away*...

I'd rather mow the lawn....no wait! I like mowing the lawn! I'll make this more specific.

I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork...and then eat it raw...and close the wound with a filthy needle soaked in bat guano and threaded with wild boars hair...than sleep with...

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Julia Roberts.

...can't stand her!


rabbit

I'd rather mow, fertilize and trim the lawn and afterwards clean and tidy Lilith's dungeon than have sex with George W. Bush.