lakritze,

I can't seem to find a 'net-to-real-word' dictionary......

so would you please spell out what L.S.H.I.P.M.P. means for this fluff-brained bear.

TY - teddy :D

Laughed
So
Hard
I
Peed
My
Pants

omg.... I shoulda been able to figure that one out. I think the capital letters & the periods inbetween threw me. It doesn't take much to confuse me though.

TY Lilith! :) :)

Great thread Teddy Bear!!

Cheared me up before exams

ah just found this and nearly wet myself, time for a bump i think..........


and maybe a nice meal and a BJ.....

Thanks smithy for reviving this thread...I'd missed it also. And, teddy, a special thanks for starting this "illuminating" thread. :D

I've always thought men could offer good advice. In fact, here's a question I recently received and my advice:

Q: I caught my husband watching porn last night. How disgusting is THAT?


A: Porn is a man’s form of culture. The more X’s, the more cultural it is. You should be pleased that your husband has such refined tastes. You might want to consider expanding your cultural horizons by performing with your best friend in front of a video camera. I’m sure your husband has sufficient culture to be able to critique your movie well. His approval mechanism may be slightly different than the traditional “thumbs” up gesture, though. Oh! And by the way, instead of offering popcorn while he watches your movie, I suggest you just perform oral sex on him and then cook him a nice meal.

Those are all tooooo funny.......

So like giving oral is fine with me, but Booger still has to do the cooking!!

So babe, what's for dinner?!?!

I don't know how I ever missed this. :grin:

Teddy Bear, those are cute at they can be ... although ... now that I think about ...

the advice was sound. :rolleyes2

This tread is always good of a laugh or two

:thumb:

After a long day of wedding planning I needed a laugh.
Thanks Teddy!!!

toooooooooo funnnnnyyyyyy :grin: