Reality isn't always as exciting as fantasy!

Sometimes reality is even MORE exciting than fantasy, depending on with whom you share your life.

There's truth in what she says, it's worth the wait to find the right one, no matter how long it takes

Understated and true!

Variables must be factored in before making an assumption

Without a doubt, one must consider the variables, but in the end- one must follow their heart!

Xopenex inhalers could come in handy if a guy meets a woman that absolutely takes his breath away......... trust me on this one.

You always come up with some pretty good "X" words there, IowaMan.

Zinnias are popping up all thru my gaden!

Are you using some sort of double entendre equating "zinnias growing in you garden" with sex?

Before I plant a garden, I make sure the soil is well tilled.

Could, in this instance, "tilling" be a double entendre for foreplay?

Doesn't everything have some sort of double meaning if you really think about it?

Excellent observation...isn't language an amazing thing!

Friday night doesn't appear as though it's going to be incredibly exciting for me.