On me ... yes ... on her ... maybe the satin wins out. :)

TPBM loves cheese.

Just had an oz of sharp cheddar for breakfast!



TPBM loves this fall weather.

False...I am a summer guy.

TPBM got laid today.

False. But I did yesterday :D

The person below me also loves coffee

True ... although I drink less now then when I was working.

TPBM is getting sleepy.

False


The person below me is also headed to the gym

Can running in the park be considered a "natural environment" gym?

TPBM heats up the massage oil in a pan before using it on his/her S.O.

Nope. Can't say I have


The person below me likes eating soup

True. Almost any kind. :)

TPBM has a busy day planned for tomorrow.

yes I do

TPBM is so horney that their pillow is starting to look good

no comment.......

TPBM is wondering what they are going to do to their loved one the next time they see them

MMmmmm I can't wait

TPBM needs a hot sultry steaming woman to give him a..........



















wave hello!

Well not what i was thinking but ok


TPBM need a good strong man to hold them tight and make them feel very loved

YUP! I'll go for that!

TPBM also needs to be held tight and made to feel very loved

Yes please.

TPBM has some good ideas for their s/o's place and wants to re-decorate it

False. Already done that -- I control the decorating in our home...except for his office


The person below me also has an upset stomache.

Only if I had to think about redecorating. :eew:
(who else would want a Lycoming aircraft engine piston, a green fleece throw over the chair, a 12" ROUND (not half round) polypore mushroom and teddy bears with magnetic noses in the same room? :) )


TPBM may have a different motif. :huh:

I am sooo :confused:


TPBM eats raw oysters.

I have never even tried raw oysters. I could never get past how slimey they look. (I know, everyone else loves them. :rolleyes2 )

TPBM is ready for breakfast.

Oh god no, I can barely stomach it when I see somebody else eat those.

TPBM likes to go fly fishing.

No, I always preferred to fish for fish rather than flies. I do, however, swat flies when I get a chance. :roflmao:

Just teasing ... but seriously, no, I'm not much of a fly fisherman. Never really got strated on that although I love to fish.

TPBM used to have an "ant farm"

True ... there are a fiew I truly like and play often

TPBM uses the computer extensively in their work.

True. Sometimes I wish email was never invented


TPBM has an invention they want to commercialize

True. A screening device that will allow me to know who will be at the bar before I go there, thereby helping me avoid people I don't feel like talking to by surprise. Pre-cog attatchment sold separately.

TPBM will wear something colored blue today.

It's true. I wore a blue shirt today.

TPBM isn't looking forward to this week.

True. Too much work and not enough play


TPBM has a kinky thought or two running inside their head

True! Why does that always happen when I'm down here? :69:


TPBM knows EXACTLY what is need at the right time. :)

Well, cometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut


The person below me plans to get sweaty in the next hour. ;)

Well, that sounds like a good goal for me this morning. I'll see what I can do.

The person below me doesn't like mayo either.

Actually, I do. Sorry.

TPBM talks to their pet like they were a small child.

Sometimes but I find myself talking that way to other people's pets more often than with my own.

TPBM never skips breakfast.

Almost never. Breakfast is maybe my favorite meal. I have been trying to take it a bit easier than I used to on breakfast, though.

TPBM needs to wash the highway salt off their car(s).

Yes we do!!

TPBM needs a much needed vacation.

Well, I really would like a few days with my wife away from it all.

TPBM is reading a good book.

Yup, reading the 6th Harry Potter book again.


The person below me stayed in their home state to go to college.

Yep, I did. In fact, I stayed in the same town we were living in.

TPBM has plans for lunch today.

Yeah i plan to eat some *L*

TPBM is horny

LOL. Yep.

TPBM is getting tired.

No, I feel great



TPBM is excited about opening presents.