True ~ i need a magical toner cartridge!

I could live without TV easier than the Internet.

True - especially when the Mac keeps crashing (shhh! it hasn't happened lately...)

I'm addicted to porn.

False - I can go weeks without seeing it, but maybe it's because Pixies is so much more personal.

I love to read.

True.

I need a good day today.

Very true!

I'd like to snuggle up on the couch and watch movies all day today.

False, I'm looking forward to getting out of the house and getting a regular paycheque again.

I sometimes take work home with me.

Rarely, but I'm too close to a deadline I will.

I feel like baking a pumpkin pie.

False, but my kitchen's always open, WI.

I feel like taking a nap today.

True ~ might take one before physio.

I'm going to be very busy for the next month or so.

True, but such is my life.

I had an erotic dream last night.

False, it's been a week or so.

I used a lot of hot water last night.

False.

I usually only shower in the morning.

False - unless I soil myself during the night. ha ha

I'm craving a cinnamon bun.

False.

I'm seriously considering making a phone call.

True ~ to cancel the physio appt.

I prefer e-mail over the phone.