Guilty... thats why it's 3:15 am...

I would sleep all day if I could.

True (and there was much rejoicing...yay)

I'm in the mood for pancakes

Innocent. I'm not in the mood to eat anything right now.

There is someone at Pixie's that I would like to get to know better.

Guilty. They sound pretty good, but, then, so do the corn dogs I'm eating for breakfast. :D

I am thankful for many things in my life.

Guilty, guilty, guilty. Although I have to remind myself far too often.

Is there a family member you wish would just fall off the face of the earth?

Not guilty--at least on my initial thoughts, anyway.

I eat non-traditional breakfasts.

Not guilty... bagels are about as traditional as it gets.

I like walking in the rain.

Guilty but I didn't enjoy it the night before last because I have a cold. The horse must be walked, though!


I like taking sick days.

Innocent!

I like having a window seat

not guilty - prefer the aisle

I like posting under Cass.....

Guilty. (Is that what they mean by "common law?" ;))

I like weekends.

Not guilty.

I have more electronic devices that I need.

Not guilty.

My day is winding down.

Not guilty, just starting up.

I have to travel tomorrow.

Guilty...all the way to the barn and back. I'm tired just thinking of it. :D

Have you ever knocked on someone's door and ran away?

Not guilty.

Have you ever TPed?

Guilty...

Have you even thrown up on/after a ride at an amusement park?

not guilty

have you?

Unfortunately, I am guilty of this one... those damn teacups! and anything that spins around... ;)

Have you been to a strip club lately?

Not guilty - It's been a loooooong time! Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home? Um, well, I've GOT to come up with a better analogy than that one!

Have you ever slept on the couch? :mad:

guilty (I can't hear him snore from the couch)



Have you ever given someone a golden shower?

Yes I have (fun fun fun :D )



Have you ever eaten Pop Rocks while giving a blowjob?

Yes I have

Do you like having your toes sucked?

OMG, yes I am. I don't like being tickled one bit, either. Talk about risking the loss of an appendage...


Have you ever lit a fart?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent a day where you just felt "blah?"

Guilty - I'm usually getting sick.

Have you ever taken a mental health day?

Guilty

Have you ever had a wish come true when you weren't expecting it?

Yes...most often because I knew the person couldn't afford it.

Have you ever given a gift you couldn't afford?

Not guilty (since obviously I got the gift and I'm still here :D), but I have given gifts that cost more than I SHOULD HAVE spent. :)

Have you ever returned a gift without telling the giver?

Guilty.

Have you ever "re-gifted" the gift to someone else who would enjoy it more?

Yep, afraid so.

Have you ever masterbated in your car?

Not guilty. But now that you mention it ...

Have you ever purposely had sex, knowing someone else was watching?