What is the short form of the expression, "What the f***? Yugo, now!" The expression is ued to provide directions to the partner who flirtsall evening, then say's "NO."

Automatic transmission.

What the waitstaff at Lucky Changs call it when they bring water to the table.

Over drive

What do 18 wheel truckers call sex with the woman driving a sleek little sports car.

Hullabaloo and hovercraft too.

What would the political slogan be if Brian Epstein & Johnny Holliday ran for office in 64?

speedbumps

What all the young teenage girls say is the reason for a "training" bra?

something evil this way comes.

What is it that Mrs. King says when showing off their bedroom to houseguests?

toe rings

What do most Americans say each year as April 15 (Income Tax Day) approaches?


crayons, coloring book, and Prozac

What are the 3 things I reach for directly after the straight jacket is removed?

Toe Jam

What are the hottest new items sold at the internet sex toys shop in the foot fettish section. (that's including toe ring and toe jam since I think toe ring got missed in a same time answering problem)

laughter and the answer "yes".

What does the homecomming queen say to the total dweeb after he asks her out?...usually in the other order.

"A toe injection"

there seems to be a problem here let's try this

What does the homecomming queen say when the class dweeb asks her out? generally in the reverse order yes then laugh

a toe injection

What is the simplest way to say "Open Mouth insert foot"?
(the alternative answer was just tooooooooo easy - lol)

sterile bandage wrap and diaper pins.

what did the Sex Pistol roadie keep in the guitar case for Sid and Johnny?

CBGB's

What letters were left in the bottom of my bowl when I had Alphabits cereal for breakfast?


Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and George W. Bush

Who are the men planning to start WW3?

Turkey, pumpkin and cranberries