| kathy1 |
03-30-2005 07:41 PM |
I guess this day should have me wishing i had crawled back under the covers and stayed there. Now it's funny as hell.....Started with one of the PA's saying sumpin suggestive to get me to blush (not an easy task a'tall) and he managed to do it in front of the whole office....then later i was in the lab, went to roll on the stool at the bench.....i moved, but the stool didn't...UH HUH, big dang THUD!!!...and of course it was witnessed by one of my patients who 'bout peed his pants laughing.....as i was about to get up outa the floor, i realized things felt a bit breezy...yep, somehow when i thudded, my pants ripped.....wound up in the bathroon with a suture kit stitching my pants back together.....later, i'm in the lounge, attempting to dip some very frozen and very hard ice cream ....i guess i had a bit too much momentum going with the scooper, 'cause suddenly the scooper jumped up and it and the big ball of rocky road went flying across the room and splatted against the wall....got that cleaned up, and sat down to enjoy my ice cream float i had made....guess i was stirring a bit too hard....all of a sudden the spoon flew upward and some ice cream flew out and hit me in the face.....sigh..... and to top it alllll off, my last patient of the day was a sick lil boy who didn't like having blood drawn, and promptly threw up on me....it ran down my leg and into my shoe!!!!!....I gave up and came home, driving reeeeeal slowww alllll the way here. LOL
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