What is the Mexican equivlent of Adam and St(eve)?

Black Sabbath

Who really, really wish they were on the "Osbornes"?

Dough, a ho, and some blow

What are things you find fried at Krispy Kreme???

in one ear and out the other

Why is it during a blowjob you should never turn your head to the side when your lover is going to shoot?

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

Why mimes would be great in porn?

Wam, bam, thank you spam !!

What Monty Python sketch was too raunchy to be aired?


"Is that your final answer?"

What was the doctors response to the teen's request "I want to be a soprano and sing in this boy's choir for the rest of my life."

the motherboard

What did you call the piece of wood your mother would discipline you with?

with my carrot, and my celery

What did Frosty the Snowman's wife say she used to satisfy herself after Frosty melted away?


a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter

What I forgot to get at the grocery store as I was starring at the sexy butcher the whole time I was there! :D


Pop-rocks, a blowjob and cpr!

What are two incredible feelings and what you need afterward?


red cloud, thunderbolt and lightning

(TY Murphy!)

How and where do Nebraskians define great sex?

Nails

What should never be scraped on a blackboard?

The Monster Mash.

What the ant thought just before getting stepped on.

The seven dwarfs.

what is the name of Snow White's out call escort service?
( their motto is "the best things cum in small packages" and we've got 7 small packages to choose from")

the Yugo