Always, always offer the ladies the sausage. :p

By-the-way, did you remember to offer yours?

Certainly I did, I've got the slap marks on my cheek to prove it. :p

Do you mean to tell me that you got turned down, or were they just playing hard to get?

Every single one of them had the most amazing amount of self-restraint. :rofl:

Figures, doesn't it? You try to be open and sharing and ... well, ya' see what happens.

Good thing none of them had a meat grinder handy. :yikes:

Heavens, they were serious, weren't they?

I don't know what they had in mind for me but I'm pretty certain it wasn't going to be as much fun as I had anticipated.

Just take care. After all, you've got that trip coming up and we still need to do lunch one of these days.

Keeping safe is pretty easy for me, the ladies run away as soon as they see me coming.

Looks like Iowaman needs someone to show him that no lady in her right mind would run from him.

My My Tess is being very very nice.

Never known Tess to be anything but nice.

Oh how I wish Tess would come give me personal lessons in the art of love. ;)