False. My S/O just did that recently.

I need to eat lunch.

True.

My computer needs a tune-up.

False - don't touch a thing or it'll never work again!

People tell me I smile too much.

False.

I giggle.

False....oh, fine, who am I kidding. True.

I wish someone was here to give me a chest rub.

True--I got sunburned yesterday there. :D

I need a foot massage.

That'd be nice!

My printer is running out of ink!

Very true. Think I'll hit work up for a replacement soon. :)

I am getting tan.

False - my tan is coming off in small pieces.

I have no idea what to do tonight for fun!

False

I'm going to a baseball game on Sunday.

False.

I'm in charge of educating little ones in the near future.

True.

I am an avid golfer!!!

False.

I plan to enjoy my weekend.

True!

I am going to play in the ocean tomorrow.

False...although our waterpark here is known as the "Beach" and we'll probably be there.

I am constantly thinking.

Please turn my brain off!

I am constantly horny!

The word for today is "preheat."

I'll be in the water this weekend.

True


I'm going to get some sun.

True.

I've had a stressful work day.

True.

I plan to get wet this weekend.

True...lol...people crying all over eachother ....sick but wet.



I prefer vanilla sex.

False



I want to have sex with a midget.

False ... it was Midge ... not midget. :D (Just teasing.)

I want to wake up early tomorrow.

True, hopefully get a run in before it gets to hot.

I love to read the morning paper with a big cup of coffee beside me.

True. That's one of life's simple pleasures. :)

I love to have lotion rubbed on my back and legs.

Had my legs done last night. Felt so wonderful I fell asleep during the movie we were watching. :)

I tend to be a bit anxious.

False. I'm actually pretty relaxed.

I sometimes form rediculous crushes on fictional characters.

Only Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge. (drool, drool, drool)

I get wet thinking about someone special in my life.

True, but I then always thought showering with my wife was fun. :)

I get tired thinking about work. :)

True.

I have work to do this weekend.

True. The question is will I do it?

I sent postcards to friends when I'm on holidays.

false...always forget to mail them..hehe

wish spouse or so would come home right now, and bring a friend.

False ... wish she'd get home but doesn't need to have company. :0

I'm thinking of quitting my job.

False, need one beside resident diaper changer first. That is one I can't quit.

wants a hot bath and a rubdown

true, doesnt everyone?

me likes ramen noodles?

Amazingly I still do.

I like parties with numerous ladies present.

True.

I like a good movie.

P .. I ...XIES? Like the little people? Pixies ... hmmmmm ....

True. :D

I like nature walks.