what is what you say to your girl friend after she informed you she not wearing any panties


my little black book

what is "the smallest book in the world?" (just kidding)

fucked up.

What did the guy do when the girl was on top?

"Leg and thigh, please"

What's a popular request at KFC?


rock, paper, scissors

Who is wrapping a Christmas present for the naughty? (hee hee ... you thought I'd say something about a children's game ;) )


Beer and pretzels

What are the only two things that a married man can now hope to get at a bar?

Love, happines and a cum stain

What bedrooms should be full of?

Pantyhose, pearing knives and velcro

What are three things not allowed near my crotch?

Those aren't golf balls.

What did CK say when reaching under his transvestite Caddies skirt?

Slick boom bam

What does it feel like when we are really fucking?

The surf, the sand and plenty of drinks

What does a damn good weekend contain?

Purple wet nylons

What is a certain pixie's gal wearing right now?

*gasp* It'll NEVER fit!!!

Can you do 2 at once....!!!!!!


black lace thong, ice bucket and chocolates

What is more than 3 "Weight Watchers" points ?

an El Dorado, Elvis and Elviria

What will pick me up on my ride to hell?

Chico and the man