True.

I need some extra sleep.

far too hard!

I am far too hard.

True, just had a sexual ICQ session

I am sexually frustrated.

false

I am sexually focused.

True.

I am fantasizing.

True. I am having sex with you.

False. At least, last time I checked. :D

You want to have sex with me.

True. I am fantasizing about sex with you.

False - no offense intended

I never get tired of watching Toy Story.

False. When my son was 2, we watched it twice nightly, 46 days in a row. It's amazing I have any brain cells left.

I am trying to get out of here in a hurry.

False - I'm going to be late for my own funeral.

I'd give up my kidney before my computer!

False ... I could use the library's computer in a pinch. They didn't have any kidneys. :)

I love cashews.

Not sure what vegemite is, but if Sharni loves it ... it must be true :D

Mowing grass is fun.

When I want to be...

I am a collector of antiques.

False

I love tacos

Hairy ones too.

I love guests visiting.

True


I love making new Pixie friends.

True.

I love the old pixie friends as well.

True

I am very happy that Pixies lives on.

Absolutely

I shouldn't have a boner at work!

True. Work does not do it for me

I will be doing some sort of exercise today?

if masturbation counts then true;)



I have lewd thoughts about someone who is unaware I even exist.

Constantly!

I have lewd thoughts about many prople who do or do not know I exist.

False. But getting close

I have a few illegal programs that I have downloaded.

false

I'm not into necrophilia

False..

I love to garden

False.

I love to clean.

false

I love to bake.

True.

I am thirsty.

How did you know? True.

slight pause

In fact ... I just took a drink of coke. :D

I'm hungry.

True

I like to look at maps for fun, not just for directions.

True.

I have been very content recently.

In this chatoic world? Not me! No inner peace here.

I really should return that phone call.

I did this morning. First time I've talked to my mom in a week.

I am trying to work out the details.

Yep, planning a girls night out for later.

I have a big weekend planned.

False ... gotta work tomorrow from 2PM until 10PM. Then Sunday ... a lot of lawn work to be done. :(

I've got to wash my cars.